Two Short Pieces

 

Sahlan Diver

 

 

‘The Master’

 

A master announced to his pupils the start of a great quest. They must discover what was blocking their spiritual progress. The pupils immediately embarked on the quest with enthusiasm and energy. They studied holy books, practised asceticism, devoted long hours to meditation, and spent many an evening debating the finer points of the spiritual life.

 

The quest rolled on for months, but on the subject of what was blocking their spiritual progress the pupils felt no nearer to becoming enlightened. Several times they asked their master for guidance, but each time he would just say, ‘Wait, and you will see for yourselves.’

 

One day, a wealthy merchant from a far-off city arrived to pay homage to the master. This merchant was famous not only for his great wealth, but also for his charity and concern for the welfare and well-being of others. The pupils observed their master affording the merchant the utmost ceremony and respect.

 

After the merchant had departed, the pupils enquired, ‘Master. We are puzzled. You treated this merchant like a superior. We saw the look in your eye. You were not mocking him; it was a look of genuine admiration.’

 

The master replied, ‘The man has done great works.’ But the pupils said, ‘Yes, Master. We see that he is a man of charity, but how can such a man be spiritually high? He has not the slightest energy or enthusiasm for spiritual matters.’ 

 

The master replied, ‘Now do you understand what has been blocking your progress?’

 

 

‘I Had to Test’

 

from ‘The Guru's Apprentice’

 

Song, In the style of Gilbert and Sullivan

 

(Tenor Soloist)

 

I had to test

I had to test

Should I buy a new string vest

I had to test

I had to test

Or I could not rest

 

(Chorus of pretty young ladies)

 

He had to test

He had to test

Should he buy a new string vest

He had to test

He had to test

Or he could not rest

 

(Tenor Soloist)

 

Almighty God. If you please

Kindly put my mind at ease

Does a string vest fit your will

Or will it make me ill?

 

(Chorus of pretty young ladies)

 

Almighty God. If you please

Kindly put his mind at ease

Does a string vest fit your will

Or will it make him ill?

 

(International Helper - Bass soloist)

 

I had a strong feeling

My mind was reeling

You are too much in your head

You should be in your feet instead

Buy a pair of socks

And go to bed

 

(Chorus of pretty young ladies)

 

Vest or socks?

Vest or socks?

Certainly a paradox

Vest or socks?

Vest or socks?

A para- para- dox

 

(Tenor Soloist)

 

Almighty God

It’s your call

Should I ever test at all?

Strengthen my sincere receiving

Let me not be self-deceiving

Your true guidance, I’m perceiving

If we want to be the best

Then we should test

 

(Chorus of pretty young ladies)

 

To be the best

To be the best

We should always, always test

To be the best

To be the best

We should always test